cape may tech

the school where kids go when their gay, have skill issue, or vape everyday and lungs are about to disintegrate.

Steve: Yea I go to cape may tech
Karl: Yea I go to MIDDLE township high school

Paul: So you’re gay?

by hawkman October 28, 2021

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

3rd of May

National hug Jayden day

Person 1:Yo do you wanna hug Jayden
Person 2:Yes

3rd of May is the day where you hug Jayden

by Enkwnwkqnevjw svb May 2, 2021

May 7

Raegyn’s birthday
On this day you have to subscribe to her YouTube @raegynisswaggy

“It’s may 7”
“Okay and…”
“Have you subscribed to raegyn yet?”
“No I haven’t, thanks for reminding me!”

by rumplestiltskinswife February 25, 2022

May 28

People born on this day (may 28) usually flunk out of college

May 28

by lunatheappledemon May 9, 2022

May 18

Send nudes day, if your birthday is today everyone has to send you nudes

Girl: “is your birthday may 18?”

Guy: “yeah”

Girl: “get ready then😋”

by Urban definor May 18, 2022

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020