When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025
by old number nintey nine December 11, 2023
Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.
It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
by David David's son April 16, 2024
Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.
by Sparkie3 August 31, 2018
When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.
Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
by Boat People May 10, 2017
When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog
I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire
by Richard Penis January 09, 2023