Hoe Cake

A male or female who has sexual relationships with alot if people.

Jessica: I seen Jason at the party yesterday. I gave him my cell number.
Tory: Don't give your time. He's such a hoe cake. He sleeps around with any walking female.

by Mrs. Jane November 28, 2019

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 28, 2019

cake day

another term for birthday

Lina: “Hey Abby, are you gonna wish me a happy cake day?”
Abby: “Happy cake day, lol”

by url0c4lr4t November 30, 2019

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

cake

a blessing

random guy at a party: yo this cake is da best

by thatkidonline December 9, 2019

retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.

yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"

by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019

...got Cake

to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review

It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*

by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019