When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019
Get the chocolate pluto pupmug. by SkinnyBoner69 February 14, 2022
Get the Chocolate for Choochie Daymug. by Sub to chocolate fizzles December 17, 2019
Get the Chocolate fizzlesmug. by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024
Get the Chocolate Lampmug. Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolate running downhill.
Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”
by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025
Get the Chocolate Alavalanchemug. When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.
by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025
Get the Chocolate Cream Piemug. This is a sexual act whereby a male ejaculates into the anus of another person. The person with sperm in their anus then proceeds to raise their buttocks in the air and fart, creating a white chocolate fountain.
by DaveTheKittyCat April 4, 2021
Get the White Chocolate Fountainmug.