Butt Douche

1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.

2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.

How could you do that, you butt douche

by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011

butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.

Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.

by monkey spunkk December 8, 2010

butt snarf

a name for somebody thats a dick, asshole, or somebody that pisses you off

Steve was being a butt snarf today.

by snarfymcgoo September 7, 2010

butt pummeler

One who only goes for the brown town via the hershey highway

"Your dad is a total butt pummeler, even with my dog!"

by munchowskysonville October 5, 2005

Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

by PMD December 10, 2008

butt nacho

a self centered, self serving and completely clueless person who focuses on how best to get back at another, even at the expense of those who should be close and dear to them.

usually an ex-spouse with a major grudge to bear, even if unfounded.

The butt nacho spent $2700 at a jewlery store, instead of paying his past due child support.

by kitten~ June 20, 2008

butt grenade

an explosion in your asshole :)

dude, i need a new toilet, i had another butt grenade go off!!

by the muffin man :) January 24, 2009