Alex is a muthafuckin god
by gerogefloydtoyofficial August 20, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by Creepyguy123 March 22, 2017
Get the alex pittmug. A guy who stalks a certain female with red hair. He makes all the boys jealous of his massive peen. Lovers such as Luke Morphet love to snuggle up to the Knight himself.
Rumour has it no one has ever seen his forehead those who have seen have slowly perished.
Rumour has it no one has ever seen his forehead those who have seen have slowly perished.
“I wish Alex Knight would stop stalking me”
“I wish Alex Knight was mine”
“Alex looks cool with his cap on”
“I wish Alex Knight was mine”
“Alex looks cool with his cap on”
by Real Dr Pepper April 14, 2021
Get the Alex Knightmug. Alexs they are the most self centred people ever they don’t care what anyone thinks or feels and just worry about there selves and there own feeling they are also some of the biggest fuck boys ever and will fuck with your head until your losing your mind they’ll say they love you and then a few minutes later pretend that you neve r existed and didn’t mean anything to them even if you’ve had the best connection all day they will cut you off if you think your friends with one your wrong because they don’t care about you you can talk all night with an Alex and then no matter when you text them they will read it and ignore it and cut you off for the next month and more because they can’t care they don’t need anyone
Alex “I love you so much I hope we’re together forever”
Girl”me too”
Next day
Girl”heyy”
Alex”we can’t be together”
Girl”me too”
Next day
Girl”heyy”
Alex”we can’t be together”
by G1rl13 June 18, 2023
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a term used when your mate got a massive humongous 2 incher muncher pickle as it looks like a pickle, veiny green and disfigured. Hug him long enough he’ll sniff your address from which cleaning detergent you used. He often acts like a crab grabbing your cocks as if they were his life line. He was fast at running, running fast food to his room, to much running would start up his Syphilis which shows his immense experience in back door sandy, sandy also describes his face. His game is so elite that any girl in a party would smash him, any girl at the school of the blind. His finger game is the best making elton Johns Saturday night guitar game seem weak, but elton is gay and so is alex game where the finger are used to perform the helicopter. One cum shot down the wrong wind pipe can cause a liver turn white. His liver is not as weak as alex himself letting his dog peg him and any 2 yr old in the area , which is some reverse Paedophilia making the cops question where the restraining order should go till they hear how much alex enjoys the pegging by children, till one day one big male gaint guy stretch him out so much the children couldnt get their legs out his stomach, whilst they struggle their knees play his fragile liver like a accordion making his skin turn yellow and white like a light going on and off, this inherited flashlight signals real pedophiles to his location for his real true enjoyment he gained.
You see that mountain over there, no the bigger one that looks like a volcano, yes thats alex pimple.
by Bighonkjonk November 24, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Putting cake's icing on someone's face with or without consent on a special occassion like birthdays.
by Anonynous (Unknown) January 19, 2023
Get the Alex Gonzagamug.