hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 4, 2021

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture

Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.

by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020

Bird Breaking

The act of leaping at a flying bird and biting it's wings and feet off.

Me: "Hey Tom, do you want to do some bird breaking after school?"

Tom: "Yeah that sounds like an EpicFartMoment!"

by WubNub February 3, 2023

Birds

an aircraft, spacecraft, satellite, or guided projectile.

"the crews worked frantically to ready their birds for flight"

by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025

flipping double birds

basically just putting up both middle fingers

Jim: Dude, Todd got fired for flipping double birds at his boss!

Dan: Yikes!

by XxCherryzzX February 15, 2024

monkey bird

Someone who knows they have HIV, and they fly around giving it to other people.

" that dirty little monkey bird"

by Flintown April 22, 2014