goldfish poop pest

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.

When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

Shark fin poop

Noun: An act of defecation in which an increased amount of feces causes a portion of the pile to exceed the water level in the toilet bowl, resulting in an unusually strong smell.

“I just dropped a shark fin poop – don’t go in there for about 35-45 minutes!”

by Big Nu April 7, 2019

resting poop face

when someones face constantly looks like the have to poop

"hey does your friend need to use the toilet"

"no he just has resting poop face"

by Maxwell John son June 21, 2016

PB&J poop

When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.

Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.

by Crentist2025 August 7, 2021

Pre-poop Chills

That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.

I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.

by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018

poop shoot snoot

See anus inhaler

Billy is such an poop shoot snoot, always sucking somebodies ass to get ahead.

by DaHypE August 22, 2022

Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022