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New England Patriots

To become very popular as a result of (retarded) post-9/11 sentiments due to your title, be caught breaking the rules by illegally taping private information, and then become resented far later than it should take by gullible Americans. Also called a "George W. Bush."
The New England Patriots are cheating cunts.

During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
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New York Mills

NEW YORK MILLS

A little town full of polish people.

There is about 500 students in the New York Mills high school.

Students in the school thinks their shit doesn't stink.

People care what you wear to school because all the "popular" kids are up to fashion and can afford things that are secretly on welfare.

there is a lot of racism in the school

50% of the students in school are wiggers and or posers

They have a rivalry between the Notre Dame High School on Burrstone Road every like 5 years or something-but we lost

If you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend they consider you gay

They are just a small minded group of people
WIGGER KID: yo my fizzle whats up in hizzle
BLACK KID: hey where are you from
WIGGER KID: Im from the New York Mills izzle
BLACK KID: look at your skin color
(wigger kid gets jumped)
by crap cheeks August 29, 2007
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Upstate New York

In short, a terrible place. Should be avoided at all costs.

If you ever end up moving to Upstate New York, you will never be able to escape it.

The towns are all small, boring and cold and the cities are nothing to write home about either.

However something about Upstate New York, particularly EXTREME Upstate New York will pull you back in should you ever try to leave for a prolonged period of time.
My parents, like many other unfortunate people who grew up in Upstate New York, actually left and CAME BACK.

Upstate New York will forever be in the shadow of The City, and should you move there you will be invalidated as a person entirely.
If you ever happen to travel, and you tell someone you are from New York you will be forced to endure horrid responses like "OMGZ IZ IT NICE IN DA CITY?" or "D00D I WAz iN NYC LaSt WeEk, itz dA BoMb!!123" even if you try to take preventitive measures such as saying "New York STATE," "UPSTATE New York," or even "RURAL NEW YORK YOU MOTHERFUCKER."

Believe it or not, there are actually places even farther north than Buffalo or Albany.

I personally live within walking distance of the Canadian border.

I would rather just hop across and join the Canadians than deal with another day of being seen as a hideous appendage to The City.

My dream is to get the fuck out as soon as I can, move to another state and NEVER TELL ANYONE WHERE I'M ORIGINALLY FROM.
Unfortunately that will be nearly impossible because SUPRISE, on top of being boring, cold, and ignored, Extreme Upstate New York is also DIRT POOR.
This forces its unfortunate inhabitants to attend crappy local colleges and then later either work at Clinton Correctional Facilities or live IN Clinton Correctional Facilities.

This is partly due to the inevitable drug and alcohol problems these people develop to cope with the pain of living in America's own little third-world country.
Example One:

Poor, unfortunate soul: I grew up in Upstate New York, and saved up all my money from the time I was a kid so someday I could get the fuck out. Unfortunately after leaving and entering the rest of the world I devoloped a slew of mental illnesses because I was never properly trained to live in society. I moved back Upstate.

Example Two:
Kid: Woah, mom, your dashboard says it's -20 degrees outside.
Mom: Yes dear, that's because we're driving through Upstate New York. When we get into Canada, it'll still be this cold, but at least I'll be able to smoke in public.

Example Three:
STUPID Girl on plane: So where are you from?
UNFORTUNATE Guy on plane: UPSTATE RURAL New York STATE.
STUPID Girl on plane: Wow, that's so cool. Can you see the Statue of Liberty from your apartment, or is the Empire State Building blocking your view?

Example Four:
Man: I was going to get out of this place as soon as I could, but things didn't work out, I had to stay in the area for college. Now I work at Clinton Correctional Facilities.

Woman from Anywhere but Upstate, USA: OMG did you meet Tupac?!?

Example Five:

Girl on internet: I live in Massena.
Boy on internet in NYC: Is that like near Ethiopia?
by NarcissismKills July 29, 2009
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Sloppy New Yorker

Slang for a male who ejaculates very easily. "New Yorker" comes from the common thought that everything is faster in New York. "Sloppy" comes from two basic facts:

1.)Semen IS very sloppy

2.)A female is usually not sexually pleasured when a male ejaculates after a very short time of intercourse.
by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009
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new england patriot

term used to describe a girl that has a nice body but and ugly face (nice uniform but bad helmet) aka as butterface
by bruedabaker June 17, 2009
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New Hyde Park

You can smell it before you see it. This town has more Indians than Mumbai. When there is not some Levitt house remodled into a sad excuse for a suburban McMansion (that somehow contains 15 indian families from Queens) it contains many smaller ranch homes and levitt houses comprised of Irish and Guidos that often breed together to create a super race of white trash called. The town is really racist (kind of like this submission - so its befitting) and is full of Neoconservatives and white trash Republicans. In fact this town is so stuck in 1950s America, I could have sworn I remembered WWII.
Me: New Hyde Park sucks, its full of white trash, Indians, Italians, Irish, and half Irish-Italians that think they belong in the Sopranos. Thats why I am moving to LA.
by MKthePoliticalScientist. August 17, 2010
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New England Patriots

The worst team in the world ever to play football.
by johny micfreedmanshon November 12, 2006
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