Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

sean ryan rankin

A type of man/boy who’s very funny and will make you laugh so hard. He is short with big feet and will style his hair to the side at one point of his life. He likes moving his room around a lot. He is the only boy and is the youngest of the children in his family.

Sean Ryan Rankin is funny.

by Mashed potatoes and giraffes May 20, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a boy at times but other times a girl. He loves putting on makeup and getting head by his male classmates. He likes gossiping about boys with his girl friends as his hobby. Youtube is his life.

Person 1: Wow Ryan is so cool
Person 2: Yeah but he’s just so gay

by Sailinvictor December 31, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Joleen Ryan

A beautiful girl with amazing eyes. If you manage to get a Joleen Ryan, nevet let her go. They are some of the best people you will ever meet but if you get on her bad side, I'm sorry.

'Yo is that Joleen Ryan?' 'Yeah, she's incredibly beautiful right?'

by theamazingfqtfvck February 21, 2022

Ryan

Someone who you dated when you were 12, broke up with after 2 weeks and didn’t speak to for 3 years. During that time, you reflect on how much of a bitch you were. After a mental break down you are over come with emotions and decide to text him to apologise for how you broke up with him, only for him to reply:

“Wait, we dated?”

I mean. Ryan asked you out 4 times before you finally said yes. How could he forget?

I’m not sad that Ryan forgot we dated, just suprised.

by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is the type of guy that would have a couple of master degrees. He knows how to make a certain girl smile with his Ryanisms. Ryan is extremely sexy but sorry ladies his heart already belongs to one special person. He’s the type of guy that rocks both fatherhood and a backwards hat.

Ryan is the most amazing father.

by Winterforthewin November 23, 2021