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Pulling a jens

waiting 2 hours after your mate fucks a chick just to suck out his cum
You're pulling a jens mate, I just fucked this chick 2 hours before...
by pullinajens September 5, 2016
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pulling a noah

After you've been broken-up with, saying that you were going to break-up with that person anyways.
Person 1: Hey did your girlfriend break-up with you?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was gonna break-up with her anyways.
Person 1: Oh, c'mon, don't start pulling a noah.
by thelegendofzz March 18, 2011
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Pulling a Bobby

commenting on a Facebook status or photo from a long time ago in order to revive the topic and/or create a new one on the other persons status or photo.
mmhhmm a notification.......wtf. that was my status from like a year ago..........he must be pulling a bobby..........
by sAnCaRLoS4lIFe June 13, 2011
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shit pull

When a friend or stranger is sitting down taking a shit in a public bathroom stall, you enter the bathroom and grab the persons legs from under the door and pull them out when they are in the middle of the shit, causing them to get piss and shit all over themselves
Guy 1: hey man, why do you have shit all over your pants

Guy 2: i was in the bathroom and somebody got me with a shit pull

Guy 1: oh yeah, that was me, lol
by SkytopAllDay April 25, 2010
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pull a Pinochet

(also pulling or pulled)
Executing or removing a huge block of people just because one feels like it, or some equally minuscule reason. Named after Augusto Pinochet, Chilean dictator famous for his mass "removal" of thousands of rebels.

It can also mean following in the steps of the Chilean dictator, but that tense is less likely.
Dude, my coach had fifty extra guys on the bench right, and he decided to pull a Pinochet and send them all home. It was crazy, they were like, what?
by dandenmark January 21, 2007
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have a pull

to drink a gulp or two of liquor straight from a container.
You look way too sober. Have a pull on this flask.
by MaxWilder November 29, 2006
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Pulling a Mairi

when someone acts like a bitch to the people around them and guilts them by playing victim card constantly and never changes. expect huge hypocrisy and fauxpologies.
victim: hey can you stop treating me like shit and pulling a Mairi? I'm done w/ your bs
Mairi: lmao tbh fuck off I had a fucking shitty life
victim: I'm sorry
by dystopiansociety May 7, 2020
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