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[Poose] Brake

To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose.
Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty shitfaced and that chick you're about to hook up with has a hook for a hand. I'm gonna have to pull the poose brake here, man.
by FluidXchange October 6, 2008
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pee pee poo poo

a thing a Texas child wont stop saying saying when I'm trying to beat my meat
Texas kid: "pee pee poo poo"
me: * moans *
by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021
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Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.
Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
by Smumbo July 3, 2021
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Poo cheese

A way of describing something that’s horrible.
That is Poo Cheese
by Latwon March 9, 2025
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Poo-rat

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.
"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."
by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023
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big fat poo poo head

"big fat poo poo head" Is an insult, usually used by people below the age of 10.
This insult is one of, if not, the most used insults of all time.
It's origins are unknown, but it is said to have first been used somewhere in the 1970s.

Uses of this insult:
to annoy someone
to get them to shut up
to piss them off
Kid 1: Hey! You're a big fat poo poo head!
Kid 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA! NAUGHTY YOU SAID BIG FAT POO POO HEAD! WAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MOMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by godishornyaf November 19, 2023
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