Rhino Penis

The weirdest looking thing in the world. It's long, and people think it's a 5th leg. Pretty nasty.

Son: Hey look! The Rhino has 5 legs!
Mom: Honey, that's not a 5th leg. That's a rhino penis.

by Globz August 3, 2011

japanese penis

Approximately 2 inches long when erect, the short length and lack of girth is due to terror from godzilla attacks

Somewhere along the evolutionary line, the japanese got the shaft (or lost the shaft, i should say); the day Godzilla decided to attack tokyo. They say the japanese penis shrunk 3 sizes that day...

by Big Black December 9, 2008

Penis Cozy

A penis cozy is a warm orifice that receives a penis.

Owner of Mouth, Vigina, Ass, etc.

Damn J-man, there are a lot of good looking penis cozys up in Juanita.

by A-man and J-man September 16, 2005

Penis Water

Water that's been ordained awesome by cock

She loves to drink penis water when she wakes up

by EuDub June 9, 2006

Large Penis

A Black Appendage. The Dark Meat.

Anthony K has a Large Penis.

by IHaveALargePenis March 21, 2005

penis puffer

One he has oral sex

HE's a penis puffer

by Adibidibi March 9, 2003

Penis Fish

A variety of fish usually found in the caribbean. They have a penchant for biting Penises.

I went to the Dominican Republic for vacation and I had to be very careful of the Penis Fish.

by Ironmike2018 May 17, 2006