Bob Chocolate

The word Bob Chocolate is very important and means a lot for some people. It is also only used by the coolest, and most retarted people.

Guy: Man, I wish I could use the word Bob chocolate, but I'm not retarded enough. *Sigh*

by RoseAndDagger28 July 16, 2018

Chocolate Plato

A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.

Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"

Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."

Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*

This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0

by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020

Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum

she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025

Chocolate Vagina

A black woman’s vagina.

“I want me some chocolate vagina”

by 13-2-23-1 August 29, 2022

chocolate pecan

Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.

Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?

by glazedpecan October 28, 2015

don't slip chocolate chip

don't stress out buddy

or

don't mess up buddy

dad: we lost the house to foreclosure
mom: don't slip chocolate chip

by AnnWatts May 17, 2015

chocolate

To pick a person’s anus directly after they have pooped.

“I totally got a chocolate surprise!”

by squidiana September 4, 2021