Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

Laws lottery

Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player

Lottury is a Laws lottery

by LordofGrange July 6, 2025

Ebola's Law

If any game is poorly rendered, with a thick fog, and dark graphics, it will have a creepypasta made of it. PS1 based horror games follow this formula, for instance. Early editions of minecraft fall under this definition as well. This law is related to the phenomenon of liminal spaces, though it is limited to video games, especially older games. These games also tend to be 3d titles, though they do not always have to be as such. Other games with a generally unfitting creepy/unfinished atmosphere also follow this law, such as gmod's gm_construct, or pokemon's lavender town.

noun

"Herobrine is so lame, dude. How did it even catch on?"
"Ebola's law, my dude. Ebola's law."

"Fuck me, Gm_construct is unsettling. It makes for a good example of Ebola's law, though."

by the truthful describer November 7, 2020

grandaunt-in-law

1- Grandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandaunt.

My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 5, 2014

Billy's law

An Amendment & Derivative of Poe's law.

Billy's law: it is impossible to determine which account is that of a legitimate insane American MAGA supporter and which is that of a russian bot. Both groups lack any intelligence and both spread insane conspiracy theories while buying twitter blue and their followers.

Author: @osint_69, t.me/osint_69

Posted by: DRS_$GME, been around for 84 years. Russia has no future t.ly/sZ4Op

Good example of Billy's law can be found below:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

For smooth brains out there..... you can't "pretend" to be disabled. It's illogical.

Stick Figure #1: HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR DURRRRRRRR
Stick Figure #2: fuck off retard
Stick Figure #1: JOKES ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

by Russophobic Snatches & Tiddles August 17, 2023

quelenter's law

the law that states every english word that starts with a q must have a u next to it

guy: my school defined quelenter's law
guy 2: same

by nobilly7 February 7, 2023