move a bird

Transporting pounds of cocaine in one trip

Girl: Do you want to move a bird later

Guy: What’s that
Girl: It’s 2.2 lbs of cocaine

by Mutationsamen August 14, 2022

Birds

the dumbest animal on this god forsaken planet

person 1: I like birds :)
person 2: kill yourself you fat piece of shit no one will ever love you I hope you burn in hell
person 1: :(

by ilovemycup45 May 3, 2022

bird

an animal or an avian

a bird had the mysterious of laying their eggs and made the most loving *pets* in the world

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

Baby bird

When the guy ejaculates into the woman’s vagina then goes down on her and sucks his semen out of her vagina, then proceeds to spit it into her mouth like feeding a baby bird!

My girlfriend got fed like a baby bird last night!

by Kbash January 15, 2021

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

For tha birds

That shit fo tha birds

Basically never gonna do that again or not cool. You’re a disrespectful thats for tha birds, no one has time for that ain’t got time to waste on stupidity stuff life way more important

by Felicia mini me April 16, 2020