wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

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wet with words

when a dude can text a girl the right words that turn her on.

Chris : dude check this out i got this girl totally into me.She wants to come over tonight to fuck me.
Dude: dude isn't she Tylor's ex girl?
Chris : ya but that never stopped me.
Dude:your to good at getting them wet with words
Chris :I know

by PizzaManDude October 3, 2014

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wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.

Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.

by CourtingJester February 7, 2025

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West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020

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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

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