Hot Cock

When your other friends get hot chocolate and instead of actually getting hot chocolate you make a joke about hot cocoa sounds like hot cock and no one laughs. It wasn’t funny. Why the fuck are you laughing?

Guy #1: *making hot cocoa*
Guy #2: Hey if you replace some of the words in hot cocoa it sounds like hot cock.

by Imnotsamimnotnoreallyimnot February 24, 2021

The Hot War

Like the cold war but there's a giant shirtless Stalin

I don't really like the cold war I prefer the hot war

by TheEnthusiast420 April 1, 2021

kak hot

cap

kak hot = cap

by what yes April 5, 2021

Hot Pocket

When someone passes out at a party and you place an open Taco Bell Diablo Sauce packet in their armpit.

Dude passed out and got hot pockets.

by Sleevesrolledup April 29, 2021

Hot-Bug

When A mother fucker is being a little bitch and makes fun of their half retarded equal opportunity coworker when they’re doing their best at a task.

Damn Shancè is being a real hot-bug right now. Zach is just doing his best he can. It’s not his fault he can’t spell his own name.

by KittyKat69Anal May 1, 2021

Hot parsleys

5 stupidest people in the world were collapsed in one friend group. The one who will die last is a winner

We are such a hot parsleys together

Shut it at least I’m not one of the hot parsleys

by anonymous May 4, 2021

popping hot

To test positive for something bad (e.g. drugs, STDs, steroids, etc.). Specifically refers to the testing method of urinalysis, wherein the person being tested has to pee in a specimen cup.

Ex. 1
Military recruit: I want to enlist so I have something to do after high school, but they won't let me 'cause I keep popping hot for weed.
Ex. 2
Friend 1: Chris ever tell you what happened after he hooked up with that tinder girl a few weeks ago?
Friend 2: Yeah, he ended up popping hot for gonorrhea. I felt bad for him, but he should've known better than to go raw.

by garx1a May 5, 2021