dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

fucked up old hag

Margaret Thatcher

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are

by FatEngineer October 23, 2022

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

28 years old

It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already

The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old

28 years old is

Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life

by misfit mentality May 7, 2023

the old punching bag

Is a term that refers to the male genitals

Joe got kicked in the old punching bag

by Yeoldjokster May 6, 2016

Olds

News which is not new at all, but rather quite old and outdated

There's no news, so the media are reporting on the olds

by WhoIsThatPokemon May 29, 2020

old money aesthetic

Dressing in a way that makes you look rich without being lavish

You don't need to break the bank to look Old Money.
How to get the Old Money style.
A blazer is a necessity when it gets to looking like Old Money aesthetic.

by jangjosh October 28, 2023