pretend to be two other guys

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.
Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.
by Mejon August 06, 2010
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Guy with a rock in his foot

Guy with a big boulder in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws and breaks their spine with a single kick
Feller:Hey did you see that guy with a rock in his foot
Guy with a rock in his foot:yes
by Guy with a rock in his foot December 21, 2019
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bill nye the adolf guy

Bill Nye the Adolf Guy is a guy who hates and kills Jews for fun, he’s a hero to some but to others he’s a fucking faggot.
by Nigward_2.0 September 12, 2019
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nice guys finish last

an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)
Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 17, 2004
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big face paper guy

a loser who doesn't know he/she is a loser.
"Dana, you are such a big face paper guy."
by Lizzie K. November 16, 2007
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it takes a queer to make a queer
queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
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by UD reruns June 25, 2013
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nice guys finish last

A phrase used by delusional men referred to as “nice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are “nice” unlike so-calleddouchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.
Man: “Ugh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.
by creativename24 April 25, 2018
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