person 1:have you read (insert anything here)
Person 2:no, but i just found the subreddit for it
person 1:how?
person 2:because rule 34r
Person 2:no, but i just found the subreddit for it
person 1:how?
person 2:because rule 34r
by gasman7 January 21, 2019

by AcogR6 December 23, 2021

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal
Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins
Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
by Rock Guy 133 May 26, 2024

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.
Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017

by Spock July 13, 2003

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021
