Shit hell

When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.

Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head

by stinkywhitedick June 21, 2016

That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022

Shits Different

When one drinks, smokes weed, or does another type of drug and is just beginning to feel the affects of the substance. And your surroundings start to appear different but you cant describe whats different about them.

Yo I only took two hits off that blunt and Shits Different already

by Camp3r August 6, 2010

sky shits

a game in which oneself ballences ontop of a public toilet stall and drops a duece attempting to get it into the toilet. if one is very skilled in the game of sky shits one can drop a duece on an unsuspecting victom.

do you want to play "sky shits" in applebee's

ya man i wanna get a random person

by ZOM-B omnomnomnomnom May 4, 2011

Runny Shit

A diarrhea like substance that will make you scream and shout until it is all out. It usually last for a day or longer. If it ends up in your pants it is the worst clean up you will ever experience.

Yesterday I couldn't go into work because I had horrible runny shit.

by Piazzaboy25 July 7, 2017

Bo' Shit

A slang term for Bull Shit; commonly used when something isn't right.

Man this is Bo' Shit! Nothing is going right.

by WTBenson October 12, 2010

not hitting on shit

if youre from atl or where im from in georgia, then yk this phrase means something or somebody’s lame or not talkin bout nun.

girl: *texting being dry and boring*
me: man you not hitting on shit, bye.

or

me: *is at main event and barely anybody’s here and its lame*
also me: *man main event ain hittin on shit*

by anonymous September 15, 2020