certified poop nigga

A nigga that is certified poop

He is a certified poop nigga

by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022

PB&J poop

When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.

Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.

by Crentist2025 August 7, 2021

goldfish poop pest

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.

When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

Shark fin poop

Noun: An act of defecation in which an increased amount of feces causes a portion of the pile to exceed the water level in the toilet bowl, resulting in an unusually strong smell.

“I just dropped a shark fin poop – don’t go in there for about 35-45 minutes!”

by Big Nu April 7, 2019

Faux poop scoop

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.

"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."

by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009

poop shoot snoot

See anus inhaler

Billy is such an poop shoot snoot, always sucking somebodies ass to get ahead.

by DaHypE August 22, 2022