come and jump me

origin in Hebrew.A very popular phrase used when wanting to disregard somebody or belittle whatever they said.

A guy: U r such a stupid,unnoying woman
A woman: come and jump me

by svietka March 14, 2005

get like me

To do things as another balla would do them. To stay fly, as all the other true playas do.

Also see "Do it like me".

I`m on that patron so get like me...
-Yung Joc

by WCC October 9, 2006

Tell me more

When someone say something stupid or simple. It's used to annoy people by asking them to tell you more when the statement is final.

Leetal - You're so lame
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.

by DownSyndromeXXX September 30, 2011

chop me up

to have one's dick sucked

chop me up! and do it like u mean it

by munkey May 13, 2005

call me someday

What you tell someone when you have no intention of calling them back

I had fun tonight. You should give me a call sometime!

by Shortcake79 April 22, 2004

Platypus Controlling Me

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

lock me up

When you've been caught red handed by someone and it's usually embarrassing.

Paul: Gary got with that whale the other day
Fred: Did you Gary?
Gary: Yeah, guilty as charged, lock me up. *Puts hands in a handcuff like position*

by Harcus Modgkinson November 13, 2013