Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

Milk

Milk is the thing you're dad never brought to you

My dad left to get milk and he never came back

by Skase 👹 me nevriazis 😠 November 20, 2021

locally sourced milk

Milk from a girls tits.

“Yooo!! I found a milf who’s going to give me locally sourced milk!”

by nesol June 22, 2022

milk and cake

when the girl has big tiddy and big butt

"man i wish i could have some of that milk and cake"

by oruma July 17, 2018

Milk Troll

A Youtuber who uploads a video with full retard sincerity, is wrongfully praised for being a troll, and then “milks” his retardation for more views and approval. The Milk Troll’s popularity is dependent on the gullibility of the Milk Troll Enabler. Milk Trolls and Milk Troll Enablers are especially prevalent in SJW culture, where examples of undiluted SJW retardation make sophisticated SJWs uncomfortable. It is this discomfort that drives SJWs to redefine authentic retardation as an ironic attempt at trolling.

You think that Youtuber is being clever, but he's really just a Milk Troll.

by Maceo Flux July 31, 2016

Milk bone

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

Milk shake

When you blow in her mouth and she shakes her head and spits it out all frothy

We made a milk shake with my semen

by Jpdog October 31, 2020