FART MARCH

Farting multiple times in a row while walking. with each step you let out another fart.
I was gassy and when I was walking across the street and I did the fart march
by the fartzer June 4, 2013
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Fart Dominance

When you fart louder than someone else or simply have the power and unspoken confidence to let one rip, loudly and proudly. Therefore, establishing dominance above all else in the room, who are too embarrassed to embrace the holy cloud of stank.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I did the hugest fart and established fart dominance over my cousins while they were over.
Guy 2: WTF
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer January 16, 2022
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Farts cutely

Uwubaka
Discord person blabla~farts cutely~
by Rosethehoe April 7, 2021
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Fart-joust

The ancient Roman competition that uses a cylindrical tube between two anus's to see if the adversary's can fart in each other's rump's.
Austin did you see Max and Ryan's fart-joust last moon?
by Trump train August 20, 2016
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Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.
Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
by yaknowwww January 9, 2011
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Fart Slush

When one has a really wet flatulence which leaves a slushy brown substance in ones undergarment.
Man you should change your boxers there is fart slush dripping down your leg!
by Auron117 September 11, 2015
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Carcase Fart

After performing anal penetration with a (recent) corpse (provided the body is still warm), the carcase releases gas from its bowels.
Justin: Hey Matt, I totally just fucked your mom's body after I killed her!
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.
by fgng4vhyukgbv January 5, 2009
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