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Get the Chocolate bandit mask mug.Sam had never felt so bad, his girlfriend had just broke up with him. He felt as if nothing could cure his despair. Sam decided he had nothing better to do so he went to his friend Bob's house. When he got there he told Bob all about how he and his girlfriend had broken up.
"Oh no that's terrible!" Bob said as soon as Sam was finished.
"I already knew that" sighed Sam.
"Have you tried chocolate yet? It always works for me" Bob said
"Chocolate?" Asked Sam, who was now very confused.
'Yes chocolate! have you ever tried it?"
"No- I haven't" Said Sam
"It'll make you feel so much better" Said Bob, who was now hurrying into his kitchen.
A few moments later Bob came out of his kitchen holding a flat rectangular package labelled 'chocolate'.
"Try a piece" Said Bob as he broke off one square for each of them.
Sam placed the shiny piece of chocolate in his mouth. As soon as it touched his tongue it began to melt. Sam had never felt so much joy from food. The rich, sweet, and silky smooth chocolate was oozing everywhere in his mouth. He almost fell off his seat because he was so amazed by the power of this small mouthful of chocolate. He begged Bob to tell him where he could find more chocolate.
"You can buy it from lots of places, I got this one from the store up near the beach" said Bob.
Before Bob could say any more, Sam was sprinting to the store near the beach. This my friends, is the power of chocolate.
"Oh no that's terrible!" Bob said as soon as Sam was finished.
"I already knew that" sighed Sam.
"Have you tried chocolate yet? It always works for me" Bob said
"Chocolate?" Asked Sam, who was now very confused.
'Yes chocolate! have you ever tried it?"
"No- I haven't" Said Sam
"It'll make you feel so much better" Said Bob, who was now hurrying into his kitchen.
A few moments later Bob came out of his kitchen holding a flat rectangular package labelled 'chocolate'.
"Try a piece" Said Bob as he broke off one square for each of them.
Sam placed the shiny piece of chocolate in his mouth. As soon as it touched his tongue it began to melt. Sam had never felt so much joy from food. The rich, sweet, and silky smooth chocolate was oozing everywhere in his mouth. He almost fell off his seat because he was so amazed by the power of this small mouthful of chocolate. He begged Bob to tell him where he could find more chocolate.
"You can buy it from lots of places, I got this one from the store up near the beach" said Bob.
Before Bob could say any more, Sam was sprinting to the store near the beach. This my friends, is the power of chocolate.
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