Microwave Bitch

Noun. A sexy bitch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.

Dude 1: Yo, I'm dating this bitch and I cannot stand her, but she is bad as hell doe.

Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.

Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.

Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.

Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.

Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.

Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!

Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!

by Funnybannie January 24, 2013

Tasty Bitch

A hot, sexy, attractive girl, beautiful female, of whom you would not mind having sexual intercourse with.
synonimous with "hot", see definition of "hot".

"Damn! What a Tasty Bitch!" or "Man, she's a pretty Tasty Bitch right there." or even "Dude look over your shoulder, Tasty Bitch at 3 o'clock."

by U-Bop September 23, 2006

bitch buttoned

when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.

"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."

by rick sanchez August 23, 2006

Bitch Ass

Someone who cannot hold their anger in, or is very crude.

Lesleigh: Hey, how are you?

Bryan: Don't talk to me.

Lesleigh: Fine, bitch ass.

by ScoutyBear November 30, 2011

Bitch Lock

When the driver of the car you are in places the child lock on the windows.

"Let's throw our food out the window"

"Damn it Jordan! You put me on bitch lock!"

Coined by AJ

by pgilly August 22, 2009

Ginger Bitch

A ginger bitch is a person with red hair, and thinks they are better than everyone. The think they can over power you but really they are just pissed because they don't have a soul

Edie (Ginger Bitch) : Alex get back to Work!

Alex: No you can't tell me what to do!?

Edie (Ginger Bitch): Yes I can , and i will !

Alex: Fuck off u ginger bitch! ... Make me a sandwhich

by Juan Estaban Fiesta Carlos October 26, 2011

bitch cunt

it is someone that is a real bitch...but saying that he is a bitch cunt is even more degrating

"B.C. Culbertson is my little bitch cunt"

by Jeff favs April 1, 2005