Joe's ass

A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.

Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018

Ass Pals

Two people in games like Halo or Call of Duty that will almost always be seen together in attempt to outnumber any opponent that would attempt a one on one encounter. Usually wont get any kills without their ass pal right next to them to weaken or finish their enemy.
So close that their usually on each others ass getting kills.

"I would have got him if his Ass Pal wasn't right there."

"Wheres my team I cant take these Ass Pals alone"

by Zean567 May 3, 2010

ass gas

a bad fart

person 1: what the fuck is that smell
person 2: shiit smells like ass gas
person3: gross

by tehnewmemes October 12, 2017

ass hymond

The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.

I wanted to go in through the back door, but she was afraid there'd be lots of blood if I broke her ass hymond.

by PoppyLand September 11, 2011

Ass Plan

a welll thought out plan on the anus, and what sexual adventures your about to embark on

john saw, an ass and thought. " i would love to ass plan that"

tiffany had her ass planned.

by C-Gull1060 September 6, 2013

ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012

ass fraction

the proportion of a person's rump to the rest of their body.

Wow, that girl must have an ass fraction of at least a fifth!

by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004