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penis sex

When two males, violate eachother with their dicks. They rub their dicks against the other persons. They both enjoy it, and makes them groan like CRAZY!
Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHH!! penis sex..
Micheal: Your penis is so smooth.
by crazy_for_sex January 9, 2008
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ninja sex

noun
1. sexual escapades that need to be performed in extreme acts of stealth and slyness, such by needing to remain anonymous to others around you.
2. sex at a party, movie theatre, or in the back seat of car when there are front passengers, in a house occupied by people other than yourself. where all acts performed must remain in shadows and be virtually silent. usually with clothes only 1/2 or partly off.
3. extremely drunken or high sex to where you are under the influence or alcohol or beer googles and the person you wake up next to you was definitely not the person you had remembered in your head. if it wasn't for their swift ninja like actions and your slightly impaired frame of mind then this wouldn't have happened. therefore ninja sex.
I hate when my inlaws come in town to visit. That means we have to have ninja sex for an entire week!

Do you remember Joe that frequents the bar? Yeah, I was pretty messed up last night and thought I was taking home a Dwayne Johnson look alike. When I woke this morning next to me I see Joe passed out! Damn ninja sex, if not Joe wouldn't have had a shot in hell!
by leovenus1977 January 17, 2009
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sex bed

A bed where intercourse occurs.
My best friend helped me to make up my sex bed before my fuck buddy came over.

You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.
by Kane07 June 19, 2009
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Vanilla sex

An expression used by kinksters with daddy and mommy issues who can't enjoy a normal intercourse and need to humiliate their partner or to get humiliated to get off. Usually used to shame people who don't indulge in extreme sexual activities.
Daddy's cumslut kitten : I have been a naughty girl lately, I want you to tie and punish me tonight.
Sane adult male : I think it's time to let go of childish enthusiasms.
Daddy's cumslut kitten : Oh no please daddy I really can't feel anything unless I imagine myself being used, vanilla sex won't do it for me.
Sane adult male : Then watch less porn and go to therapy. I'm out of here
by Othmannnnnnne January 3, 2021
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whale sex

2 extremely fat people engaging in sexual intercourse. Therefor looking like 2 large whales having sex.
That damn porno had two fat bitches having whale sex, and it made me puke
by apollo9776 August 17, 2006
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sex pot

A sexy hot person. NOT someone who nessessarily like sex all the time (although she might) , but one who just is frekin hot
me: dat girl is a sex pot fo sho
brother: dam straight!
by bobie November 20, 2004
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