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Piss

Australian slang for alcohol, especially dirt-cheap mass-produced low-quality beer, rampantly consumed by bogans.
Patron: Oi m8 can I get some Western Australian piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?

Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?

Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss

Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB

Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt

Barman: No worries m8
by StrayanDoc August 20, 2022
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piss pimp

A trans female drug addict named Molly
My grandma Molly is addicted to drugs so her stripper name is piss pimp”
by Samantha Hayward May 19, 2023
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Piss head

(On Twitter): @realDonaldTrump good night, piss head!
by MewGav March 1, 2019
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piss stamp

When you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a piss and he stamps his piss tail on your freshly washed leg!
"Steven, I've just got out of the shower and you've just piss stamped me with your piss covered tail!!
by Pinky Woo March 29, 2017
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piss shit

a saying that old people use, in an exclamatory way, kinda like how you would say fuck after you hit your toe
Well piss shit! Great job, you just broke my thumb!”
by tinyattack_09 September 16, 2023
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weak as piss

Dean Baade
Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss
by Feralberyl June 5, 2017
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piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
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