vaginahead finger

A finger that looks like a head that looks like a vagina.

Person 1:"Wow his finger looks like a vagina and a head all in one."
Person 2:"Indeed, lets call it a vaginahead finger!"

by Jesse "Beastly Large Penis" June 4, 2009

Salad finger

Finger banging a chicks ass!

Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

Two finger hula

female masturbation, gyrating to her favorite music.

She was so turned on to seeing prince, she did the two finger hula!

by madddddkkattzz March 9, 2010

Furry Finger

This is when the hair on someone's finger is excessively thicker and longer than the hair on the rest of that person's fingers.

His furry finger has a lot more fur than the rest of his fingers.

by Fur worshiper March 25, 2010

Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010