It's gaining steam in the gay community: Instead of getting the full body scan, opt to get patted down by one of the TSA guys. When he's finished with you, rush to the nearest washroom and beat that raging boner off that you got from the thrill of being groped by a random. Then bask in the thought that, not only did you receive a fantastic sexual release, you also empowered the every-man and used the TSA agent as an unwilling sex-slave while saying "FUCK YOU" to the authority.
Man, Kerry, where did you go after the check point? I saw you rush off?
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
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Get the Snacking off mug."Off the hook" is a phrase describing a disappointing, mundane, or unpleasant experience or event.
This refers to the scene the movie The Cell, where the hero suspends himself from the ceiling with hooks through his skin. It provides a sense of weightlessness and freedom from the stress of everyday life. Being forced off the hooks drags him back to the brutal realities of women using him to harm themselves.
This refers to the scene the movie The Cell, where the hero suspends himself from the ceiling with hooks through his skin. It provides a sense of weightlessness and freedom from the stress of everyday life. Being forced off the hooks drags him back to the brutal realities of women using him to harm themselves.
"My girlfriend came home early, so I found myself off the hook prematurely and had to release my captives before completing my master plan."
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