Bambi Balls

Premature ejaculation. Ejaculating within the first few thrusts of sexual intercourse.

I was banging my girlfriend this morning and blew my bolt in eight seconds flat. I had a definite case of Bambi Balls.

by Mallaz April 10, 2011

Muscle Ball

An undersized running back who is hard to tackle due to his lack of height, low center of gravity, stocky build and extremely thick lower body.

1) Damn! Maurice Jones-Drew just ripped my fantasy team defense for 174 yards and two touchdowns! That dude is a muscle-ball, you just can't tackle him!

2) That runningback is a damn muscle ball! We couldn't tackle him in a phone booth!

muscle jones-drew football

by Coach Thomas October 24, 2011

Gym Balls

When your sack has been through an intense workout or some sort of physical activity and now its at its full cheesiest.

“Damn, that was a great workout…. (Sits down and car and starts engine) goddamn smells like gym balls in here.”

by Streezydapreacher November 30, 2021

Ball Nape

The excess amount of skin between the scrotum and the taint resembling a cat suspended by the nape of its neck. Lacking elasticity in the skin surrounding the ball sack. A sack in need of a ball rejuvenation.

"I keep my sack from touching the toilet water by pulling them up by the ball nape"

"Do these pants make my ball nape look big?"

"No, those pants don't make your ball nape look big, your ball nape makes those pants look big"

"I don't require a towel after sex to clean her up with, I use the Nape"

by Dirty Monocle May 8, 2012

dangle ball

when the SACKAGE EXCEEDS THE PACKAGE by a significant amount of inches

"my dangle ball keeps whacking my leg, Arnold. Oh dear I believe I'm developing a bruise"

or

"I can't tell the difference between my dangle ball and my penis. they're the same length. maybe I should ASK JEEVES"

by chin girl is number one October 8, 2003

purple balls

If you have purple balls, it means you've possibly caught thanos disease. It causes you to develop purple balls as well as purple skin, just like thanos. Oreo_217 on roblox caught thanos disease and was bullied by kids in Breaking Point. Attracting Thanos disease can cause an uproar in your community, you can get continuously shunned and discriminated against, Oreo_217 is a victim of this horrible abuse.

User1772849495: 'Hey, why do you have purple skin?'
Oreo_217: 'I have Thanos disease.'
User1772849495: 'Oh so like, you also have purple balls?'
Oreo_217: 'Yeah...😫😫'

by thanosdiseasegavemepurpleballs September 17, 2021

Bowling Balling

Buying someone a present with the intention of being able to use it yourself, such as Homer Simpson buying Marge a bowling ball he himself could use.

"I'm going to get her a cd from that band I like."
"Man, you're bowling balling, aren't you."

by oldjimmy November 1, 2014