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j.

Person 1: Hey Man! How're You Doing?
Person 2: j.
Person 1: Yeah.

by jememe October 30, 2023

J Fucked

Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.

Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!

by Thankyou720 December 29, 2020

J-fest

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.

2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.

"What's going on in here?"

"Just a giant J-fest."

by Hodor91 June 12, 2018

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The string of text that Quinn makes when he headbangs his keyboard

You: Hi guys!
Quinn: bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn June 14, 2023

pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

Damon j

A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.

"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"

by RootinTootinPutin🇷🇺 September 27, 2018