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old

brazilian slang (most used on twitter) that stands for something that's very obvious and/or already known by everyone. you can see it also as "old mo" or "old que sim/não".

"old que sim" for agreement sentences and "old que não" for disagreement. "mo" = the same as "hun".
person 1: "he's a shit of a president"
person 2: "and that's old"

person 3: "elis regina is a bad singer"
person 4: "old que não"
by bolinhodechuva August 30, 2020
mugGet the oldmug.

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
mugGet the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug.

Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned
Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.
by Jefe666 January 5, 2024
mugGet the Japanese old fashionedmug.

Crazy Old Hag

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here
by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Crazy Old Hagmug.

30 year old dank

30 year old dank is dead
by jokera March 18, 2022
mugGet the 30 year old dankmug.

old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"
by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013
mugGet the old spoonmug.

Old Out Of Date Dodge Ram

We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes
by Cober Kai November 8, 2023
mugGet the Old Out Of Date Dodge Rammug.

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