Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”

by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021

hoho rolls

An easy way to count the weight on a fat person.

1: Wow she's fat... how much do you think she weighs?

2: I'm not sure... let's count the hoho rolls.

by Plokmju August 11, 2016

Danish Roll

Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.

1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"

by Breacula July 31, 2011

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

Marijuana Roll

When you use chop sticks to hold a freshly rolled joint to smoke, much like one were to eat sushi.

My Japanese friend and I were smoking a joint around the table, then he picked it up with some chop sticks and says “check it out it’s a marijuana roll”

by Jarrod Rosssssssssss July 15, 2018

Californian roll

The most disgusting sushi you will taste 75 percent of the time you eat it it gives you direhha. 100 percent of the time it tastes bad. It's another piece of history that shame California and the people living in it.

Retard: "I got Californian rolls"
Normal person: "throw it in the fucking trash"

by leftforalt August 31, 2018

Rolling queen

Someone whom has impeccable marijuana rolling capability.

Look at Lauren she can do everything and she’s a rolling queen

by gotthismoneyonme May 20, 2023