A big ball of a man, who smells like ace body spray, and he is about 320. Long blonde hair and think he gets bitches.
by GAY LORD420 June 23, 2023
Get the Ryan Barnhartmug. A massive HOG you will love. He is massive. Arms massive, Legs massive, Feet massive, Hands massive COCK EXTRA massive.
by GimmeYaToes October 22, 2023
Get the Ryanmug. Someone who you dated when you were 12, broke up with after 2 weeks and didn’t speak to for 3 years. During that time, you reflect on how much of a bitch you were. After a mental break down you are over come with emotions and decide to text him to apologise for how you broke up with him, only for him to reply:
“Wait, we dated?”
I mean. Ryan asked you out 4 times before you finally said yes. How could he forget?
“Wait, we dated?”
I mean. Ryan asked you out 4 times before you finally said yes. How could he forget?
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. Jessica: ok so ive been talking to this guy, Ryan. But theres also this other guy I meet at the bar, Ryan. So im stuck with which one to choose
Mom: oh Jessica. Your a ryan whore
Mom: oh Jessica. Your a ryan whore
by heyguysss March 13, 2019
Get the ryan whoremug. Ryan is a very kool person with alot of animals and he like moosic and food and he is very epik and a bit dum but his koolness makes up for it
by rrryan July 23, 2021
Get the Ryanmug.