piss joint

1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.

2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.

3. A bathroom.

The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.

(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"

"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."

"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"

"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.

by Shakesfear October 20, 2012

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piss trout

Piss Trout; 1). n. A dead fish that has been pissed on by multiple people. 2). v. A game played by Canadians where a group of people piss in a dead fish and the last one to finish has to cook and eat said fish.

1). "Wow Billy, sure smells like a urinated on salmon", " You mean a piss trout?"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"

by Jim-Bob Dillinger III Esquire May 5, 2018

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turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 7, 2025

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Piss booming

Opposite of piss muting. Pissing directly into the water of the urinal to prove that you have the biggest stream. Only performed by the manliest of men.

That guy is piss booming so hard, he must have a really large dong.

by Bingbongyumyum July 21, 2024

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