"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
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Look at that guy flashing off his new overpriced Red Monkey jeans. He even kept the price tag on his pants. What a dick!
by TheBX41 October 31, 2012
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Man, Kerry, where did you go after the check point? I saw you rush off?
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
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"I walked in on my brother roughing off on his computer this afternoon."
"I walked in on my brother roughing off on his computer this afternoon."
by Meow Meow Meow April 9, 2012
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