Chunder Monkey

When you go over your limit whilst drinking and throw up everywhere in front of everyone.

'I hope no-one remembers Saturday night' *walking down corridor* 'WAHEEEY ITS THE CHUNDER MONKEY!' ...'shit'

by GemmaT123456 November 21, 2011

Skunky Monkey

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.

Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey

by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016

Super Monkey Ball

Fucking hell.

“Hey you ever play Super Monkey Ball-“
“Please stop talking.”

by WestbrookAnimations June 1, 2019

red hot monkey butt

Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.

Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?

by Jeff Nordberg January 1, 2009

siamese punch monkey

Double fisting.

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.

by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010

northern monkey

Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.

Dull whitted

Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa

by ProfessorPool September 18, 2003

Stealth Monkey

Stealth Monkey a Sex Thing Made Up Of Three Parts:



1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.

2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".

3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"

NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.

Stealth Monkey Thailand

by MrGaGa February 6, 2009