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Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
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Michael

Fatass who likes to play destiny
Michael probably never left his room in days
by Spingbing1749 June 22, 2022
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michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes
person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool
by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
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Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person
“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”
by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024
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michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing
mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
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Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
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Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
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