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Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the dead with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.
Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....
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Build-a-bear Baddie

Definition: adj- Someone who fancies themselves a "baddie" after acquiring one or multiple cosmetic surgery/ies, such as breast/lip augmentations, Brazilian butt lift(BBL), liposuction etc.
She paid all of that money to be a build-a-bear baddie.
by Mase232 January 13, 2024
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Mocha Bear

A brown cat that is fat and fluffy and looks like a bear, and is very round. Orange eyes that match the sunset. As you look into its eyes its manipulative powers manifest into your soul and takes over one’s mind. Meows like no other meow ever heard before the, sounds of it reach the highest points of heaven.
by Conner James llll June 5, 2025
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bear trap play

a sexual indulgence for mizzou students after 11pm.
dude, my girl refused to try bear trap play.
bro, she’s not wifey material.
by spoopypotatoes August 20, 2023
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Bear

Bear a person who is love sweet and kind but also mentally ill and unstable but still one of the most lovable and adorable man. Bear is someone who needs and deserves unconditional love and affection. If you get Bear as a partner be very appreciative of him and tell I'm how much you love and appreciate him and hey just remember if it breaks up with you it's probably just his mentally illness acting up :
Gay: Hey Bear
Bear: Grrrrrr
by Balls big big balls November 21, 2021
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baby bear

Taehyung is a baby bear ( aka honey and teddy bear ), a nickname given to him by his parents as well as his loved ones. This name only belongs to him and no other kpop cheese ventilator fad shall be given this name. If given then they shall be squashed with a racket and thrown in the bin like a dead roach, along with their minions.

or

1. I’m really missing my little baby bear :(
2. teddy bear hit his head on the lamp. - Park jimin 2021
by yourgrandmothersashes December 17, 2021
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Cummy Bear

Oooh, I've gone full Cummy bear right now!
by Fartycamel666 November 4, 2023
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