dick army

any number of multiple dicks joined together towards a primary objective, ie a femal orface

She looks beat.... She is, last night she took a dick army on abet

by probie56 March 8, 2011

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Skype Dick

A person who is a huge dick on skype client

xSkate is a Skype Dick

by Voiceeee August 18, 2011

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A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.

"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."

by Moe Lester J November 5, 2020

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dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

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dick pic

A picture of a dick, usually your own, sent to a girl via text.

TIP FOR THE GUYS: girls do NOT think your dick is sexy. It's not. Don't send one unless you're asked for one. The only girls who will want one w/o asking are whores. And even then some. Your welcome :)

Hey Taylor, Logan sent me a dick pic again last night. I don't know why, I've told him a million times I'm not into that.

by LazyHedgehog96 December 12, 2013

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