cum rag

Noun: A dude that sucks (is not awesome)

My new neighbor is always drunk and shooting guns in the middle of the day, he is such a cum rag.

by Montana moonshadow July 27, 2016

cum quad

a very large amout of cum that covers for people!

Last night I was doing this chick so hard that had a "Cum Quad" all over her.

by dcbburdman February 22, 2011

cum drum

1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass

Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.

by Sasquatch Johnson June 27, 2007

cum bucket

A (gay) man that enjoys ejaculating onto/ being ejaculated on by men.

Awkward Tom is such a cum bucket...

by TheBucketList September 25, 2010

cum-pergade

A slang word for when a man fires off some knuckle children to some titties before he has to do something for his flatt chested, diaper smelling, orangatang looking wife

Hey Brad, how are the wife and kids? Hey, by the way, you think I can borrow that "Moms with D's" video so i can go on a cum-pergade before I gatta pick up the kids from school?

by syyy October 25, 2006

Pre-Cum

The CUM before the storm.

that time the senior camp counselors took the assistant counselors to a strip club and made us wear grey sweat pants and bought everyone lap dance, they took a picture of us all with pre-cum in our pants.

by teethan July 31, 2017

cum scooper

The skin on the end of some mammalian penii which is used to scoop cum out of a mate's vagina

by Anonymous October 3, 2003