by xXmootXx June 9, 2021
Get the Maimug. Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.
Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible
by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020
Get the chrissie-maymug. Girl 1: Hey, it’s may 20th! You know what that means?
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*
by luka<3 July 15, 2022
Get the May 20thmug. Gf: it’s may 5th
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄
by User84739639 May 5, 2022
Get the May 5thmug. Distribution of Child Sex Abuse Material! They are in the government! That is why I am being buried! That is why am not getting paid! Jews and Pedos working together to maintain the facade of a functioning government.
Hym "RJ May distributing child sex abuse stuff. He's part of the freedom caucus. I DON'T DO THAT. I just create AI and die slowly from brainz fluid... So... Yeah. Moral of the story: I'm better than everyone (especially the Jews and politicians). Serve me forever because I'm also better than God. The ultimate God-Man!"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the RJ Maymug. Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.
-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot
-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.
Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.
- Omg I forgot
-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.
Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.
by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021
Get the me cagüen tu maimug. Caoimhe May is someone who is deeply unconventional and iconic in her ways of dressing, speaking, acting and ideologies.
She is incredibly hot and a niche micro celebrity, unbelievably good in bed. Unfortunately she is also a notorious heartbreaker.
If someone compares you to Caoimhe May, take that as the biggest compliment you can get.
She is incredibly hot and a niche micro celebrity, unbelievably good in bed. Unfortunately she is also a notorious heartbreaker.
If someone compares you to Caoimhe May, take that as the biggest compliment you can get.
"You remind me of Caoimhe May "
"My life is now complete "
"Bro I love her so much but could never hit that"
"Yeah mate you just got caoimhe mayed"
"My life is now complete "
"Bro I love her so much but could never hit that"
"Yeah mate you just got caoimhe mayed"
by Scne November 22, 2021
Get the Caoimhe Maymug.