baby fondle

Baby Fondle is when you pull a car door handle while the driver is unlocking the door, keeping your door locked.

Shit, man, I totally baby fondled the door handle. Would you unlock it again?

by lazymittens March 20, 2014

Baby Buffalo

Someone who is weak and helpless, just like a baby buffalo in Africa.
Also, can be said as "baby buff."

Josh, quit being such a baby buffalo.

by Pacalo February 25, 2015

Baby’s cryin….

Is when when meghan gerba also known as gerber BABY, begins bitching about everything. The act of gerber baby bitching is for the baby to be cryin. Commonly used when gerba starts bitching and Dustin wants her to stop. This phrase originally stemming from the whackarnolds episode where Calvin comes home from a hard days work and finds some other mans gloves and proceeds to fight with his girl friend while the baby cries completely ignored by the upset girlfriend. Calvin dryly and aggravated, reminds her- baby’s cryin. Baby’s cryin. So that she will make the baby stop cryin.

“Baby’s cryin…. !” Dustin yelled over her loudly.

by MamaNasty June 10, 2022

The Baby Pound

v. Much like a "Fist Pound". The lightly touching of only one knuckle (usually the knuckle of the pointer finger) with an overdramatic pull away and head nod. As most males would use the "Fist Pound", this type of "Pound" is most commonly found among two females and/or a male and female. Usually occurs between two people at a greeting or exiting, is often used as recongnition of an accomplishment.

Person 1. Yes!! Great shot for beer pong!! "I want The Baby Pound" for that!!!

Person 2. Thanks!!! I know we`re awesome. (Baby pound occurs)

by DCY Russia November 29, 2009

baby shit

when someone is so down bad and dirty and u just don't like them

hannah is baby shit

by khs/ March 24, 2022

Baby grunkfuss

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

Baby grunkfuss cried

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

Baby Egyptian

The craziest girl in the world

Person 1: "Hey what is she doing over there"
Person 2: "Don't worry she's just a baby Egyptian"
Person 1: "Oh ok makes sense" *quickly starts moving away from her*

by bigbruhmoment1234321 April 13, 2020