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Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.
by Hoey34 April 12, 2017
mugGet the Speed bagmug.

Bag lag

When a male has been sitting for quite some time and the relative humidity of the area has caused his scrotum to adhere to the inside of his thigh
"Oh man, I hate it when I get bag lag in public."
by cubcan January 5, 2015
mugGet the Bag lagmug.

done-bag

that done-bag is huge
by Joey is awsome October 29, 2004
mugGet the done-bagmug.

Duffel Bagged

The act of consuming too much alcohol then trying to jam your soft penis, also known as whiskey dick into a condom then inside the vagina or asshole. Picture a duffel bag being jammed up against a brick wall.
Tyler: How'd it go last night?

John: Dude, It went Awesome I totally Duffle Bagged the shit out of Alyssa last night.

Tyler: What the fuck is duffel bagged?

John: It is when your dick is too soft and you try to jam it into a condom and then into the vagina or ass.
by John Bondage January 8, 2015
mugGet the Duffel Baggedmug.

Mud on the bag

When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.
I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.
by Extendedmeme May 2, 2019
mugGet the Mud on the bagmug.

Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
by batmanuelle December 3, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks
A suck bag is a bag of sucks.
by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019
mugGet the Suck Bagmug.

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