jamie moment

When the retardation in your kicks in but doesn't stop for a number of years, while you seem to be somewhat intelligent, your a fucking retard

Ahahha that's a fucking Jamie Moment bro

by B-69 December 8, 2020

a dufuker moment

a dufuker moment is when you and a friend are both thinking about what a person said to you or somebody else and you're just there like "da fuckkk ???"🤨🥴

"yeoo on my momma if I die a virgin please tell my kids I love em"

*looks at friends* = a dufuker moment

by playgirl__DMV December 9, 2020

Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.

I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!

by GhoulFooly December 9, 2020

Barrett Moment

Any dialog that relates to the Air Force, military, or hunting.

“The Air Force is a great branch”
“Wow, what a Barrett Moment!”

“Wanna go hunt turkey?”
“BARRETT MOMENT”

by PoggersPlayer24 December 9, 2020

Toope Moment

That moment when you fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row,

Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"

by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020

Jack Moment

A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.

Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.

by The Big Prophet December 13, 2020

Bruh Moment

When you get a false positive covid test but still have to isolate

1: I just tested positive then tested negative, but apparently I still have to isolate
2: That do be a bruh moment

by bruhmoment101 December 14, 2020