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Balls and Ass

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.
Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."
by ______A. January 18, 2012
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Ass-Cone

1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )

2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.

3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.
1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.

2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"

3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"

"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"

"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."
by Calexanderh July 20, 2011
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ass hymond

The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.
I wanted to go in through the back door, but she was afraid there'd be lots of blood if I broke her ass hymond.
by PoppyLand September 11, 2011
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Travel Ass

When you are involved in a long drive and your ass starts to get sore or numb. Travel Ass is not limited to just car trips, but the terminology changes to match whatever activity is involved with long amounts of sitting and going numb. When you play video games for too long, it becomes Gamer's Ass. When you work an office job, it becomes Office Ass, etc.
Ted: Man, that was a long trip. I had difficulty getting out of the car.

Ned: Bet it feels good to get rid of that travel ass.

_____

Ted: *stands up*

Ned: If you're going to the kitchen, can you bring me a beer?

Ted: Nah man, I was just stretching for a bit to relieve my gamer's ass.

Ned: Oh, I see. Good idea.
by Nemephosis October 10, 2011
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ass nasty

Extremely nasty, very disgusting. Similar to butt ugly.
by awmm August 2, 2017
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Gym Ass

When you are working out and you have excessive moisture in your ass. Irritation from sweat in and around your buttocks.
I have the worst case of GYM ASS from working out today. Sitting at this desk gave me a case of Gym Ass.
by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019
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The Cat's Ass

Shouted in moments that often define a great joy or something spectacular in nature.Thought to be awkwardly Canadian in origin, circa 1960s Manitoba Province, this phrase was recently brought back to life in the Midwest United States of America. As of 2018, variations of the word have been heard as far south as Memphis, Tennessee.
My hotel has a bidet! That's the cat's ass! I've never felt so fresh so clean. I am going to purchase one upon my return home.
by Bidet Dave September 6, 2018
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